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Turtle's Worthless Cousin / Turtle

Turtle rants about his worthless cousin and how she treats her kids. Original Air Date: 11-09-07.

Trick Or Treat Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about Halloween, complete with costumes, candy, and chaos. Original air date 11-05-07.

Goth Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about the goth culture and the hate in the goth kids' eyes. Original air date 10-02-07.

PC Gaming Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about playing video games on the computer and not on a console. Original air date 09-28-07.

Spanish Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about speaking English and not translating Spanish for you slackers. Orignal air date 09-25-07.

Worthless Cousin Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about his family, espeically his cousin and her children. Original air date 09-11-07.

Weird Al Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about musician Weird Al Yankovic and his awesome parodies. Original air date 09-11-07.

WalMart Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about the freaks he meets at WalMart. Original air date 09-07-07.

Purple Drink Rant / Turtle

Turtle speaks his mind about being thristy and finding the purple grape stuff. Original air date 09-04-07.

Popped up Collars / Turtle

Turtle talks about fashion and his problem with popped-up collars and guys wearing pink shirts. Original Air Date: 11-09-07.

Thanksgiving Rant and Rave / Turtle

Turtle rants and raves about Thanksgiving and what it really means. Original Air Date: 11-19-07.

Football Rant and Rave / Turtle

Turtle rants and raves about football and the NFL taking over Thanksgiving. Original Air Date: 11-19-07.

Santa Claus Rant and Rave / Turtle

Turtle rants and raves about Santa Claus and how they are everywhere. Original Air Date: 11-30-07.

Hipsters / Turtle

Turtle rants and raves about hipsters, including the definition of who they are, following the crowd and wearing capris. Original Air Date:...

Metal Crowds / Turtle

Turtle rants and raves about the metal crowd and the scene. Original Air Date: 11-16-07.

Jackson 5 Rant and Rave / Turtle

Turtle rants and raves about Jackson 5, including them going on tour. Original Air Date: 12-02-07.

Hipsters with iPhones Rant / Turtle

Turtle rants and raves about iPhones and the hipsters who have them. Original Air Date: 12-02-07.

Drawn Together: Season 2 / Turtle

Turtle reviews the new DVD for the adult cartoon "Drawn Together - Season 2". Along with Turtle's review, you'll also see interviews with the voices...

Numb3rs: Season 3 / Turtle

Turtle reviews the new DVD for the crime drama "Numb3rs". Working for the FBI, a mathematician (David Krumholtz) uses equations to help solve various...

The Simpsons Game / Turtle

Turtle talks to Alex, an EA Rep, at the E For All Expo about The Simpsons Game and how they worked with the actual Simpsons' creators to make the...

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